It's Nice to Meat You

My friend Michael alerted me to the fact that you can get business cards made of meat from Meatcards.com...say what!?:



Yup..using lasers, they will print up whatever yo' heart desires on jerky... And if you're ever stranded and need sustainance, you'll be ready. This is certainly one way to make a memorable first impression, no?

Touch Me, It's Velvet

At one of my favorite bars in San Francisco, Casanova, the walls are covered with lots of velvet paintings of semi-nude ladies with unnaturally prominent nipples. I suspect many of these were procured on Ebay, as I found some pretty awesome ones for sale...


What the hell is up with this buxom brunette's beehive/pig-tail combo?! It's like her stylist couldn't decide if she should look like a 2nd grader or Lisa-Marie Presley. Her left boob appears a full cup size larger than her right and is errantly travelling toward her armpit....



Now this sexy chica has measurements of something like 40-22-46 with the looks of that unusually bubbly back end. You could stack books on that shelf of an ass!

For those of you who would prefer to gaze at some hunky man meat, this Bruce Lee portrait is for you! Just imagine what he could do with those long, hard nunchuks...



Looking for something more, um, cheerful to up on your walls? Then this pair of happy smiley baby eating clowns are for you! Perfect for your child's bedroom, no?



Oh ok, clowns are not your thing, I understand- I'm sure you'd rather have a portrait of a "A Modern American Media Martyr & American Tabloid Hero" ...yes, that's Joe the Plumber, DUH...what other Modern American Media Martyr were you thinking of?!?

Red Cake Exhibiting @ Oakland Indie Awards

Red Cake Gallery will be exhibiting at the 3rd Annual Oakland Indie Awards on Friday, May 15th at The Crucible in Oakland.

During the awards ceremony, they will announce the winners of several categories including best new business, most green business, and more. You can buy tickets to the event here.

Make sure to stop by the Red Cake table and say hello! I will be serving homemade goodies..most likely mini cupcakes!

Just Say No

I was perusing MocoLoco today, and discovered artist Lucy Barlow and her darling works like her piece Bears Say No:

And in Pass Me a Biscuit, we are witness to some kind of mysterious rendez-vous...