Neverland, Never Creepier...

My friend sent me a Flickr photostream by Paul Scheer, who recently had the AMAZING opportunity to view Michael Jackson's auction items at Neverland Ranch. Many of the items are...indescribable- I was not able to repost his photos (which depict the uber creepy stuff) here, but here's a sampling:

Anyone want a bathrobed old lady statue in their bedroom? Anyone?

The little girl is creepy as hell....stuff nightmares are made of...shudder...

The tackiest espresso machine ever....I wonder if I can put this on my wedding registry?